Robot Transformer.

Real Transformer>>

Who is more Clever || Student or Teacher!!!

A DIFFERENT TEST>>

ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UPTO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.SO THE DEAN SAID THEY CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS .THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN . THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TE ST. ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS . THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.

Q .1. YOUR NAME ............ ......... ....( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST ............ ...( 98 MARKS)

As Sent By PIYUSH CHANDRA via Email>Thanks

Joke::On the first day of college, the Dean

Dont 4get to laugh>>

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined Rs 150 the first time."He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined Rs 450. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of Rs 750. Are there any questions?"At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"