Robot Transformer.

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Who is more Clever || Student or Teacher!!!

A DIFFERENT TEST>>

ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UPTO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.SO THE DEAN SAID THEY CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS .THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN . THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TE ST. ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS . THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.

Q .1. YOUR NAME ............ ......... ....( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST ............ ...( 98 MARKS)

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Joke::On the first day of college, the Dean

Dont 4get to laugh>>

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined Rs 150 the first time."He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined Rs 450. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of Rs 750. Are there any questions?"At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

The Most Dangerous Roads In The World..

Life on Edge>>

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Chopping Sticks - number X

Assignment no. X>>
Whew at last I have one free day to myself - night actually but who cares.. during the latter part of the semester, the day starts only after the college gets over. That is the time when you suddenly realise that there are some things in life called assignments and experiments. That is the time when you rush out of classes- not to your home but to the nearby xerox shop to get the pages that will give you company for the rest of the day.A few usual dialogues that rule the conversation during these days include (ranked almost in decreasing order of frequency of usage) (X = subject, Y = number):

• "CR kuch kaam ke nahi hai.. postpone bhi nahi kara sakte!" (grabs the number one :P)
• "arre tera X ka assignment Y hua kya?"
• "tera hone ke baad mujhe de na"
• "tera kisne book kiya hai?"
• "Mera Y experiment kiske paas hai!?"
• "haan" (reason stated below.. note its used more frequently than the question :P )
• "main xerox ke liye daal raha hu tujhe chahiye?"
• "pencil aur scale de na ek minute"
• "tera ho gaya hai to mera graph/diagram bana de na please.." ("..chinese samosa khilaunga" - optional)
• "X mein kitne experiments hain?"
• "Ye assignment kab diya tha!?"
• "Mera 1st assignment bhi check nahi hua hai.. kya karu?"
• "X ki lab kaunsi hai?" (:P)
• "X kaunsa subject hai!" (:P :P)
• "Mera sab likhkar ho gaya!" (obviously the last spot!)
  As a suggestion to freshers in the engineering stream, I would just say that identify an "assignment-finish-two-days-before-submission" type person and book it well before (preferably right on the day it was given, even before that won't hurt). If you've remembered about it just in the recess break AND person sitting next to you has in fact finished it and not yet been booked, then you know lady luck's shining her wand. Otherwise, all hail the Xerox Machine!
  

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Big Just Got Bigger

Big Click>>

Hasselblad today announced a whopping new camera, the H3D11-50. That's right, they've done it again. 50 megapixels of goodness this time around, creating a 300MB file with each click of the shutter. They're again boasting the world's largest sensor at 36x48mm. Twice the size of the current largest dSLR.

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I will show you how to make it possible for a very small investment of 120 Rupees to earn thousands of Rupees in few daysThis program is designed only for Indians. This will give you thousands of rupees in coming months.Once you become a member, you will be provided with all the marketing tools and software's to promote your website (www.yourname.ecash4all.com) in the internet. If someone reads your website and if he is interested like you, they will send Money Order (MO) to you and all the addresses mentioned in your website (http://www.yourname.ecash4all.com/).

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Nokia PC Suite 7.0

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The PC Suite connections, features, and add-on applications available to you after installation depend on your phone's built-in software. This software will enable you to connect your mobile phone to any desktop PC to sync data, back up, download and install software, update software, share pictures and music between the mobile phone and PC. Version 7.0 includes changes as enabling the synchronization of files and folders between PC and phone and notifying when new add-on applications are available.

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Kodak Easyshare Software 7

Easyshare>>

Kodak's critically-acclaimed, full-featured software- organize your photos, express your creativity, and get connected to our online service, Kodak Gallery. Kodak Easyshare Software seamlessly gets your photos off your camera and organized on your computer with just a few clicks. Super simple EasyShare Software tools let you do things you never thought you could. Reduce red-eye, create greeting cards, albums, photo-mugs, and order other great photo gifts from the Gallery.

Version 7 has mark your favorite pictures with 5 star-rating, tag your pictures with personalized keywords like names of family members, and search your tags and captions to find just the right picture quick and easy.

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free audio DJ Mixer makes it very, very easy to record over and add recordings to something you've already done. It plays what you've done along with your recording so you hear what you need to. Then adding it is simply a click away! The volume control for each track is really helpful, as well. Another great thing is just the overall simplicity of the whole recording process. One of the things, however, Choose from included music or select your own MP3s and then step up to the turntables and start mixing. With EZ-DJ Plus 1.2, you can finally create the ultimate mix CD. Once you have decided on music, you can perform cool DJ tricks and apply great sounding effects. When your mix is complete, burn it to a CD or export it to your portable music device and take that mix to go!

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Honestech Video Editor 7

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Honestech Video Editor is a powerful piece of video editing software that can assist you in compiling a professional looking movie from your existing personal videos, digital still images, and audio files. Version 7 has new user interface, auto-scene detection, split/merge feature, fade-in/fade-out, and volume control for video and audio.

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WinASO Registry Optimizer 4.0.5

Best Registry Cleaner>>

WinASO Registry Optimizer is an advanced registry cleaner and optimizer for Windows that allows you to safely clean and repair registry problems with a few simple mouse clicks. By fixing the obsolete information and adjusting the parameters in the Windows Registry, it significantly speeds up your system. WinASO Registry Optimizer is well designed to fix common problems such as denied access to missing drives and disks and illegally modified Internet Explorer pages. Substantial testing has been done on this software to ensure the safety of your system. We have not received any complaints about the system stability. Meanwhile, WinASO Registry Optimizer offers the powerful function of Privacy Eraser, effectively scanning and clearing the history of the use of programs and applications in your system.
Version 4.0.5 includes an enhanced scanning algorithm, new UI, and newly added System Information function, so you can know all about your computer hardware instantly.

Picasa 2.7

Make your pics look good with Picasa >>

This photo organizer strikes us as the picture of simplicity. Although not the most powerful image manager on the block, Picasa has the distinction of being the prettiest, with an easygoing demeanor we don't usually associate with good looksHaving all your photos in one place means no more time wasted searching for folders or files. The program works with JPEG, GIF, BMP, PSD, and movie files and is compatible with most digital cameras; it detects your USB driver and imports pictures into albums. Editing tools include cropping (standard or custom), removal of red-eye, and enhancing--even switching from color to black and white. Create slide shows set to your MP3s. Integration with Picasa's free Hello instant picture-sharing software lets you share hundreds of photos in seconds and chat in real time. E-mail photos with Picasa's built-in client to take the guesswork out of compressing images, and order photo-lab quality prints or print at home with no mistakes. You can also make instant backups to CD (or to other hard drives) of your photo collections, to organize your photos using labels and stars (just like with Gmail), to write captions for all pictures, and to organize videos as well as pictures.
Version 2.7 build 36.60 adds support for geotagging integration and more metadata to JPEG when exporting and uploading photos.

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Cash from Mobile>>
earn easy cash by just registering to this site .all u need is a mobile connection . When u will register to this site then u will start receiving Ad's via SMS n geuss wat.....u will be paid for them.After joining grow ur network, make frnds register under u ,and u will also be paid for the ad's recived by ur frnds.YOUMINT also enables u to send free SMS throught the world.

Real Player To Mp3 Format

CONVERTER >>
Free RM to MP3 Converter can convert Real Media files to MP3 files which can be played in MP3 Players. All Real Media formats (*.rm, *.ra, *.rmvb) are supported. The program is a freeware and does not contain any form of malware, including but not limited to: spyware, viruses, trojans and backdoors.

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3:www.terragame.com/downloadable/war/index_1_sort2.html (demo)

Movies Download

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All movies buff here are links that will help you to get fast access to movies, tv serials,channel shows....

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